We’ve seen it firsthand—budget hotels in London may save you money, but their breakfasts? That’s a different story. If you’re planning a fun stay with outcall London escorts, don’t let a dodgy meal ruin your experience.
Cheap Often Means… Cheap!
A low-cost hotel doesn’t have to mean a bad experience, but when it comes to their breakfast offerings, let’s just say expectations should be very low. What you’ll often find:
- Stale croissants with a shelf life of a decade.
- Plastic pots of jam that taste like sweetened glue.
- Muesli that looks suspiciously like bird feed.
- Juice from concentrate—served in portions so small you’ll need five refills.
And worst of all? Those dreaded pre-sliced ham and cheese trays.
The Hidden Danger of Cheap Breakfasts
While pre-packaged food might be bland, at least it’s relatively safe. But when it comes to “fresh” meats and cheeses left sitting out on a buffet table for hours, you’re playing a dangerous game. There’s no way to tell how long they’ve been there, and if they’re exposed to coughs, sneezes, and wandering hands, you might as well roll the dice on food poisoning.
Illness Isn’t Sexy
Nothing kills the mood faster than food poisoning. Vomiting and stomach issues are hardly the impression you want to leave on your escort. No one books a night of fun expecting to spend it hunched over a toilet.
The Smarter Alternative? Eat Out!
London is filled with fantastic cafés and restaurants, many of which open early for breakfast. Whether it’s a full English, fresh pastries, or a quality coffee, you’ll find far better options just a short walk from your hotel.
So do yourself a favour—skip the questionable hotel buffet and start your day the right way. A good breakfast means more energy, better endurance, and a far more enjoyable time with your escort.
